Ayria
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"I have monkeys inside me!" - Gir
"Buttsecks?" - Ayria
"WHY THE HELL AM I NAKED?!" - anonymous
| Teh smexeh Ayria. |
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Warning: Readers, do not proceed without first removing your pants.
Ayria is the grand leader of the Imperial IB Rabid Squirrel Army. Her wrath is known far and wide throughout land, space, and various juvenile detention facilities. She also eats n00blets (without milk) for breakfast.
She's also the resident IB wh0re, and 99% of the threads she makes will develop into hot smex with her and at least one other person.
History
Legend has it that Ayria is the illigetimate child of the Kool Aid Man and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. However, due to Buffy's inability to feel love, Ayria was abandoned in a sewer where she was discovered and raised by a wild pack of wolves. These wolves turned out to be the cast of the anime series "Wolf's Rain" and instilled in her a passion for all things anime related.
After the wolves reached Paradise, Ayria was once again left on her own and in search of a way to unleash her inborn Vampire Slayer and bursting-through-walls abilities she traveled to the planet Char where she single-handedly destroyed a vast number of Zerg inhabitants. This invoked the wrath of the almighty Kerrigan, who challenged Ayria to a duel. Using the highly-advanced GameCube system Ayria and the Queen of Blades had a SSBM match for the ages, unfortunately Ayria ate the third controller so no one was able to take any in-game screen shots. Damn it!
After 30-hours in battle mode Ayria was defeated, but gained Kerrigan's approval by giving her Blizzard's main office address, allowing her to cause 10 years of delays in releasing Starcraft II which could potentially end her reign. Returning to earth, Ayria decided to take on an easier challenge and become the leader of an army of rabid squirrels. Her plans for world domination are secret.
Ayria's IB Legacy
Ayria first invaded the realm of IB sometime during the summer of 2006. She originally was dismantled with many grenades by the legendary members, but after multiple threads containing "OH YEAH!", display of her ultimate smexeh-ness, and numerous n00b pwnages she gained her title as an official IBer. She was around for the near extinction of IB due to the long-forsaken board changes, as well as the invasion of the board that was spurred by said event. The most recent landmark in IB history she took part in was the Comrad infestation, which she eagerly helped spread and multiply.
Lately however she's taken up the position of a regular IB whore, which includes having hawt smex with every IB regular and spreading smexual innuendo. So far she has not contracted STDs, but would like everyone to be nice to Chocolate_soda because he just found out he has genital herpes.
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Ayria's 10 Commandments
1. N00bs are crunchy, chewy, and downright tasty. I like to eat them.
2. Emus are cool, emos are not, thus emo emus is a paradox.
3. O RLY?
4. Jhonen Vasquez is my hero, though I wish he'd stop sending me rubber piggies in the mail.
5. Royai = Love
6. I own a cattle prod and a sharpened German dirk, operate at your own risk.
7. "One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a monstrous vermin."
8. Franz Kafka is also my hero, too bad he's dead.
9. I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself!
10. Dib: "Ms. Bitters, I appear to have a pencil lodged in my brain, may I go to the nurse?"
Ms. Bitters: "How far in your brain?"
Dib: "....... pretty far."
Fan Comments
- "What a chica." -The Great Q-Ball
- "You have four fan comments!" - Captain Obvious
- "OMFG i feel awesome! i get to be one of the first here! Ayria's totally awesome. pwnz. everything. mainly newbs." -Admin
- "You're pretty." -paulofu
- "buttsecks?" - Kagome_Naked
- " *makes out* " - Admin
- So, of course I had to stop by your wiki...sweet setup you got here! -- Arachnomancer
- Yup, this is your Wiki as the link said... pretty spiffie! - Icouldntmakeupanalias
- whee! GOOD TIMES. - Kiiriya
Arch Enemies
Ayria feels great wrath towards things she does not like, for they have harmed her in some way, shape, or form. The following is a list of those things not to mention in the presence of Ayria:
- Global Warming
- Beans
- Sasuke Uchiha
- Trinity Blood
- Eragon or anything related to the Inheritance triology
- Certain members of the Catholic Church
- Paris Hilton
- House of Flying Daggers
- Scientologists
- Math
- Former teachers
- Yaoi fangirls
- Emo teenagers
- Extremely tight jeans
- Ants
- Odin's basement
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