Kagomes Luver2789
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Incoherent Babbling
Kagomes_Luver2789 is a current member of the [adult swim] online message boards. He frequents the Action Discussion folder and IB. He tends to post randomly in Incoherent Babbling, and has a tendency to forget the differnence between a dumb decision and an even dumber decision. He is also the creator of the now-eternalized IB Wiki.
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Introduction
Hot Sex
It's good. Very good. And you know it's good when KL likes it.
History
-ehem-
Kagomes_Luver2789 had a hard life in the southernmost region of Peru. His parents were pimp and pimpette, and he was orphaned before he left his mother's womb. He spent a great deal of his early childhood in the Amazon region of the country, getting his "thang" on with the Amazon ladies. After he had pimped all the ladies he could possibly pimp, he left and made himself a home within the dormant Mid-West, in the region of CHI-town. He currently pwnz hopeless N00bs.
The Alias
Contrary to popular belief, his alias is not a reflection of his school girl-induced infatuation with Kagome. It is, in fact, a clever little anagram, which, when decoded, spells "gouver 9782 meskal." In drunk speaking, this means "get me 9782 more shots of booze."
Name Changes
- LanceTheDragonMaster - Sedai's Pokemon thread.
- Pico_de_Gallo - Sedai's mexican food thread.
- Narakus_PitStain - Nayru's random anime-related name change thread.
What Else Is There To Know?
Nothing.
Are You Sure?
Positive.
...Really?
yes.
...Okay.
Finally. Let's move on.
The Voice of Seduction
Origins
The name, "Voice of Seduction," was dubbed on KL by the now infamous Action Discussion poster, Heartless_Warrior. How the name came to be is still a mystery to many, although many believe that it has something to do with Heartless' obsessive infatuation with manly and suave voices. But, for all we know, he could of just had to make a choice between two names she made. We have neither the facts or the ability to care about whether either are true.
Further digging into KL's origins revealed a nickname, "Spanishgasm" (given by fellow AD skank RodIldKitsune) that might also have something to do with the development of the "Voice of Seduction. Whether this truly has a connection is completely unknown.
- He loves kidney_eater101
The Power
Yes, the name comes with a power as well. It's like a freaky twisted version of Spider-Man, except KL can pwn him easily. To quote a certain woman on his wild escapades:
"Gawd, Kagome's Larver is mah seckseh Voice of Seduction! He liek turns people on with his cute charm and his hawt voice. One time at band camp he totalleh seduced all teh girls (and some men) so, he liek went into hiding for three months to Europe. The power of schmoo brought him back and he was getting all of the girls with his seductivenessness."
Hello, I love this site. Kisses, Lisa
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Kiss you! I think this is the best site in the net I have ever visited! Really, very nice site. I check it regularly!
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One isn't necessarily born with courage, but one is born with potential. Without courage, we cannot practice any other virtue with consistency.
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The Mexicools - "The baddest Mexicans on the boards"
I really find this site very interesting, and it gives people a pleasure time! I really appreciate the creators of this website!
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The Reign of Tyranny
Although not as impressive and spamful as the Fearsome Fivesome were, the Mexicools had indeed been (and still are) one of the top spamming duos of the [adult swim] Action Discussion folder. According to our surveys and extensive research, they are the second most feared duet of spammers in AD, closing in on the reckless duo of Shadowstaarr and Blah_canbespanish, who have not been spamming as of recent.
- PS: It should be noted that there was a momentary Civil War between the two, in which both sides temporarily reverted to their former coldness, but, after all was said and done, the duo had reformed.
Recruits
Word has it that the_great_orochi was being recruited to this group, but further information has not been revealed. The recruiting process is a hard and tedious job for the two, having to hand-pick the freshest and finest men (of Mexican blood) from the boards. Only the pinnacle of the AD spam community is allowed entrance into membership. So far, none have succeeded in matching the Mexicools' expectations.
Ongoing Success
Although not as young as they used to be a millenia ago, KL and Zeus are still going strong in the art of spamalot. Recently, however, there has been a drought of spam-worthy threads in AD, thus, the group has quietly gone into the background of AD spamtasticness. However, the legend that is the Mexicools will reign forever, and when the time comes, they WILL strike back against the empire of AD, and show once more just who are the kings of the boards.
KL's Alts
KL, being the spam-master that he is, undoubtably has many alts. A compiled list so far:
- Danger_Luver2789
- FiestaEnM?Pantalones
- Ishida_The_Hawttness
- Hollands_Luver2789
- A7x_2789
- VincentVaIentine
- The_Indiannapolis_Colts
- Kay_El
- Katty_Kits_sig
- KagomeLvr2789mwahaha'
- Testicular_Cancer'
- Nerf_gun_herder'
- i_lick_weiner'
- FortuneCookieMadness'
- Bobs_Abortion_Clinic'
- _BUTTER-ROLLZ_
- Anti-DangerFiesta
- ' - These six were created over the period of twenty minutes.
Common Characteristics of Posting Style
KL is known for a having a strange, yet at the same time likeable way of posting. Whenever possible, he likes to pitch in (and in most cases, catch) a sexual innuendo, no matter what the consequences may be.
Aside from the way he posts, KL is also known for donning his infamous Alan Gabriel icon. he is among few who have actually adorned it, and even less to have kept it for so long.
The last (but certainly not final) characteristic of KL's posting habits is his sig. "The Sig", as he calls it, is where he keeps what he believes to be the things to be most important to him, including a (partial) list of friends, and links to various things, from the IB Wiki, to pics of himself.
The Sig---v
Kagomes_Luver2789 Fan Comments
- thanks for the IB Wiki help ;) it kinda makes sense now ^.^ btw- i'm a new fangirl :) <3 - sahockeygrl15
- He is God...Times Infinty....With Cheese...HELL YES I'LL LIKE FRIES WITH THAT! - Dojack
- Ah, he's so sweet. We laugh about anything and everything on this planet. :D - kuro_tenshi1012
- [insert unclean comment here] - sneakerpimpette
- I like you and your face. <3 - lesans_muse
- lol....coming - psycho_raven/Xiad_Rusco
- Incest jokes on my goodbye thread. :| You stink,=p but I still luh ewe. latrz hawt stuff ♥ Katty_Kit
- yes, it does.... :P *feeds you a treat* -Pyro_Metal
- [insert even more unclean comment here] - Icouldntmakeupanalias
- TL; DRAOI =P And my page is yours for the attacking! - InuYasha_Lover_2009
- So...ummm...*runs away* -- Arachnomancer
- Quick, let's make out before I stop being horny! - Ayria
- I'm bored, and I decided to vandalize your wiki for the second time! *vandalizes* - Arachnomancer
- Ibers love to think that you're either dead or have been kidnapped. Those who know the truth just sit back and laugh while they panic. - Kiiriya
- What a joke. - Legato45
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Your mother.
^---whoever added this is officially the best person to edit my wiki since Bob Costas.
Finger Puppet Theatre
Welcome to another showing of our inner selves.
My guest today is Kagomes Luver2789.
How's it going, KaLu?
furacking a-mazing.
Right on, now I must thank you for bringing us the [IB] wiki, its wonderful.
it would look better in a tub of butter.
What wouldn't?
Now what inspired this site?
there's a hefty reward, and i'm not letting it slip through my fingers. <_<
A hefty reward? You mean like the reward of a job well done?
i'm only in this for the money.
You do know that everybody in IB is broke, right?
NO!!!
Sorry, but its true.
its all your fault.
How can it be my fault? I'm just as broke as the rest of these poor sods.
what? NO!!!
well, at least i still have chicken.
I'm sorry to tell you this but zombie Chocolate Soda ate your chicken. Ever since I killed him, and he came back as a zombie, he's been hanging out behind the scenes with a major case of the munchies. Any stray piece of food we don't keep an eye on he's gobblin down like a ho earning a thousand dollars for a BJ.
So I'm afriad that leaves you with nothing.
quick! help me rob a bank!
I'm sorry, I can't, I've got to feed the cows.
**beep** your cows!
You can if you have enough money. 2 Dolla!
-head explodes with cash-
That should cover it.
who's gonna hold my hand when i go to the bathroom?
Whoa now, that wasn't part of the original deal.
give me a fiddy or there's no deal.
This reminds me of the time I tried to become a business partner with Tyra Banks.
i am shocked. and to think i looked up to Tyra Banks...
She is tall.
bigger than the trump tower.
Be careful now, she's very sensitive about her weight.
thats whacked, yo.
Tell me about it, she's kind of crazy.
-a fat chick materializes in front of you-
Oh my gosh everybody its Tyra Banks!
How about a hand for this lovely lady? -audience kind of claps-
- Did somebody call me fat? My super model senses were tingling!
No of course not, how silly, why would somebody say your fat when you're totally skinny.
- I know, hunh, but some people be trippin.
huzzah!
- Well as long as every body here knows I ain't fat then I guess I'll be going.
yo mama's so fat, she takes a shower in Niagra Falls...
- Whadjoo say about my moma?!
No, no, he was talking about my moma. My guests are always doing that. -nervous laughter-
- I guess thats alright then. Now the great Tyra shall take her leave!
-thunderclap and Tryra dissapears in a blinding light-
Wow, that was close.
Now back to the interview.
What makes you laugh?
i cant help but laugh when i see fat kids fall in dodgeball.
-chuckles- That is funny, but lets get as far away from the fat word as we can for now.
Do you believe in The Burger King?
he parted the red sea!
I thought that was that other guy, you know, Ronald. He has magic powers you know?
i want a House of Burgers.
Trust me, you don't. They are very difficult to build with.
i know. but i like to overdramaticize things. because that's what theatre people do.
i once slammed my head into a steel bar, and it only felt like it tickled.
You should be a pro wrestler.
i look like Spider-Man. with his costume on, and everything.
Too perfect, just like this interview. Thank you for your time KaLu, please give us those final words.
i haev 2 git lernt by my teechrz
bye bye
Good night!
