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It doesnt have to be well known, it just has to be illogical. Because that's how IB ro's.

• Also: Please don't post too many quotes by yourself. We'd like to keep this page diverse.

IB's Famous Quotes

"InsaneRabidFanGirl: honestly..IB is full of the most ignorant people on this earth Kagome_Naked: IB is all republicans?"

"Okay, you tie someone up with the tape measure while I start throwing hammers at the problem." Soueaster88

[Please add new quotes above this line, those below have been added to the facebook app http://apps.new.facebook.com/ibquotes/]

"Hey! You lured my poor little spermatozoa into your uterus then captured them in your mysterious pokeball type thingers. Now they is digivolving or is that how this works?" dracula

"I'm not ignorant, I've been to pornography sites and am quite clear on what it is." Count_Alucard

" God this place still exists? Do you nerds still come here..lame asses" ~Unknown

"If i wanted mewbs i would have asked for a pic of drew"Thingins

" As long as you can take it in the butt, I don't care what you are." Spaz342

" [AS] Certainly is a strangle place" The-Fuzzy-Alchemist

" OMG!!! he had flowers growing out of his dick!!" Werecat

"Grab your **smurf'** and double click...." - Detheros

"I was only screaming "Your in the wrong hole"- 'Pandas_Love_LeeLee'

"Please...please, break up your words into sentences. Your world will change. Avenues you've never even imagined will be yours to explore. All you have to do is reach out. And press the period key." - SwimHumbug in response to koga1989's lack of periods.

"WHEN SHE'S CLEANING UP THE PUDDLE YOU MADE IN UR BED AFTER SPILLING THAT GLASS OF OVALTINE ALL OVA!!!" - SwimMod_Nayru

"I'm racist and I find that mexican." - klinkinparkfan

"right after you blow me" - Pillow_Pantz

"i'll be back. with super-saiyan power that confounds you because it is above the limit of eight-thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine." - Arnold Schwarzenegger as Goku in the upcoming live-action DBZ film.

"I tried yo mama. " - SwimOdin to Pillow_Pantz

"I have no faith in what you're about to say" "Kinky_Kelly

Let's start a tea club. i get to be President. and as President, you all get me my tea. Now, get to tea-baggin'. - Kagomes_Luver2789

"i wish someone would have taken your fatass to prom so you wouldnt be such a bitch" Pillow_Pantz

comment: "yeah, how the **bleep** does corn cause storms?" - grayfox01
response: "Republican magic." - SIN_Pride

"So, you're telling me that you just threw in a ton of unorganized vaguely related ideas and they all make sense, or at least you think you are right about them (discounting facts as they are all made up everywhere, so just make them up yourself), but you can not organize your insane rambling such that it forms a coherent thought let alone in a way that even you can understand and that we should just believe in you because your thought process is a jumbled mess...We have our new Jesus, and he is a RIF." - The_Borg to inuyashaboy05.

"My hax is leet.
My hax is for good.
My hax keeps pron outta the IB neighborhood." - SIN_Pride

"and if i refuse...?" - Kagomes_Luver2789

"I just picture like a 900 pound Milarkie sitting on this pile of internets going "THERE IS NO RANK HIGHER THAN SWIMMILARKIE! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONNNNNE!" and then - like he takes a big nosh off a whole roast chicken and farts or something." - SwimMod_Luuv

"if you were in the process of ramming your wonder rod into her pleasure valley then youre messed up." - panda_kabob

comment: "I think we broke the bed..." -Blacktiger9000
response: "at least the carpet is still fluffy." -Kagomes_Luver2789

"Aren't you a special little retard?" -Spaz342 to Kinky_Kelly

"and slash said "let there be light" and smoked a blunt" rome7878

"One does not simply post a link into Mordor." - naglegamer

"I like the first one because it implies sexual relations." Kagome_Naked

comment: "EXCUSE ME, WHERE CAN I FIND SOME SAILORS?" - InsaneRabidFanGirl
response: "I HEARD YOU WERE LOOKING FOR SOME SEA MEN?" -dontjuststandthere

"Nope. I'm a necrophiliac. :smileywink:" - ClownUnit02

(Reffering to the IB wiki) "it's some kind of beautiful mind correlation." SwimOdin

"Rudolph's nose was red becaused I kicked it really hard because he backsazzed me." -RobotOrel213

What InsaneFox did to a picture on my wiki scares the hell out of me. - mc_badass

(reffering to Kagome_Naked) "I tried touching his unit once, but he just kept screaming. Then a surgeon called the police, and I was escorted out of the operating room." skeletontea

"This is true" -Kagomes_Luver2789

"You already got status here as a local moron. No offense"' - lewzerkid replying to RobotOrel213's claim that having Bipolar and ADHD gives you "status"

"Mmm... diabetes." - VickiSanRoman

"Like... a cake combined with a dragon, so it breathes fire and flies, but you can eat it and it's all moist and deliscious-y... but then it's hard to catch because it flies and breaths fire, which just makes it all the more sweeter when you stick your fork into it's dragony frosting covered face." -Kagome_Naked

"is he getting married to himself? those are the best marriages, because you don't have to commit to yourself, because you don't care." -Kagomes_Luver2789

"well, it was the first thing that came to mind. and as people well know, i don't think after the first thought." -Kagomes_Luver2789

"I took a picture with flash on, and it looked like a white glowing submarine was flying out of my crotch" - Kagome_Naked

"I'll put on the cat ears, but i'm not sucking anything" - Psycho_raven

"Autobots don't hit. they explode." -Kagomes_Luver2789

"Wear a floral sun dress to your Grandmother's, but act as if nothing is out of the ordinary, and make no mention of what you are wearing. As you leave, be sure to thank your gran for a lovely time, and this last part is imperative, do not fire a tactical nuclear missile at your Grandma or her house, I can't stress this enough. However, feel free to stuff her mailbox full of earthworms, and set it on fire." - skeletontea

"Once this guy asked me for a pen and I unconsciously lend him one that read Viagra, it was hilarious now that I think about it, but at that time it felt really embarrassing." -KaibaLover

"salami raped me " InsaneRabidFanGirl

"You are on the internet, you checked your self respect/dignity/morals whatever you want to call it, at the door when you opened your browser. " HEROofJUSTICE

"I'm gonna get me hookers and a sammich." Spaz342

"Beware my deli tray of techniques!" Sandwich Ninja

"Ultimate Fail, is but a thing of the past for your level of fail, for you have failed so hard, the meaning of the word fail, does not fail enough to describe your fail." Kagome_Naked

"yes, i eat poop when im bored" - KIBA_669

"Let's be honest. When I'm shirtless...we ALL win. " - Arachnomancer

"Innuendo is my Kung-fu, and it is strong. ... among "other" things..." - MAiqtheLiar

"[insert incredibly huge wall here]" -- lupin_bebop

"I'm skipping my first class. Having to whiteline on a late bus through rush hour next to a man that smelled like bad ham should get me credit." -Kagome_Naked

"Odin's basement is where he keeps his illegal Asian whores, Carrot Top, and the largest hentai collection known to mankind." - Ayria

Comment: "Ahh, the internet: Where the men are men, the women are men, and the 14 year old girls are FBI agents." - Pyro_Metal
response: "So basically, The internet, where homosexuals reign supreme?" - Spaz342

"So...you want someone to get naked with you? Is that how much this news upsets you?" - Runescapian

"*Quotes in wiki*" - Kagomes_Luver2789

Comment: "Boozeday ≥ Tuesday, Wait.. Today is boozeday.. scratch that." -NoThiNGFaC3
Response: "But today is also Tuesday. So if Boozeday and Tuesday are the same day, and Boozeday is greater than Tuesday... *gasp* My GOD, sir! You've created a paradox! (you are a God amongst men!)" -royalty35

Comment: "Is Odin a girl?? WTF!! i'm confused!!" -DurtyCowGurl69
Response: "i'd tap that." -Kagomes_Luver2789

"ohemgee u liek kiterh pr0n ? !" -Kagomes_Luver2789

"AwwWwwW... poor thing. Really, in this case, it was the crocodile poop, not you..."-Arachnomancer

"MC Hammer hasn't spoken with me since I touched him." -MAiqtheLiar

"I'd be removed from the [hockey] game because I stuck my hockey stick up the ref's a$$..." -Ragnos

"Careful! She'll hawle out teh BOOSLAPS on joo face!"-InsaneFox

"I have major spank issues with Glodson and Odin. At night, I dream of them standing in a cast-iron skillet and I cover them with butter and spank them both with a big red spatula...which leaves little prints of hearts on their bums ! but don't tell them about it ! <_< >_>" -kirarajean

"Do people really shave small rodents and shove them in their arses??? What about blumpkins??? Or Russian candycanes ??? Do people really get off to these things???" -JustinOther

"the penus is defunct!" -Kagomes_Luver2789

"i'm like a knight in shining armor. or something." -Kagomes_Luver2789

comment:"So I was smoking pot...and Bigfoot and I played chess. I kicked his arse." -ATHF-FRYlock
response:"the best stories always start out like that." -Banana_Slug

"i believe it is cha cha cha charmin.. and i am constantly charmed everytime i wipe" -WinterNightPhantom

"Whatever i have, she has. including e-herpes...especially e-herpes." -Kagomes_Luver2789

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. ~ RobotOrel213

"*juggles midgets wielding chainsaws*" - Kagomes_Luver2789

"N00B H4X?" -anonymous

"N00BS AND MODS FOR THE BANT" -mc_badass

"Relax man, relax...it's just college" ~ theroyalgoat

"OH EM GEE WUT IZ DAT???" -Kagomes_Luver2789

"OMG WTF BBQ"--anonymous

"Auto-Erotic Asphixsiation is the leading cause of death in 10 out of 15 cases involving a lonely man and a copy of WoW" -Unknown_User-

"They know whenever they come here we steal their pants and use the pants as sacrifices for the lord Tom Sellick." (referring to a lack of mods in IB at the time) -blankcanvas

"I think that I've mentioned before that it's hard to fellate a popsicle without making it appear that you are eating it." -AhBeeDoi

"in fact, everyone should grow wings. evolution is too slow!" -Kagomes_Luver2789

"Grossness in private is like, not gross. you need other people to inhale it and go "What the hell crawled up your ass and died." -Baltazar

"Who let you in here?!?!?!" -Tricolor

"I CLAP FOR THE SHOE HANDS." - I_PWN_WEREWOLVES

"ROLOCIRT!!" - Log1x_dr4g0n

"PENUS!".. - Kagome_Naked

"You mailbox head." - elbarto375

Omg! He's sperming everywhere! Rofl! - Roflcopter_Pilot

METAPOD! STRING SHOT!!! - panda_kabob

"How do I shot web?" - SwimOdin

"Did her post count arouse your submit button?" - Legato-II

"Poland is the **bleep** of Europe, she's been invaded so many times she doesn't know who her baby's daddy is." - Moparman

"Without IB, the world is nothing. And without the world, IB is nothing. Therefore IB is the world." - log1x_dr4g0n & Moparman

"Pokémon makes me happy in the pants. Squirtle Squirt." - Kirara_Kitten

"The knife is in the left hand." - InsaneFox

"You only wish I had a vagina. I have a massive burly cock; Hump that you giant fattie." - theroyalgoat

"By the power of Grayskull!!! I'll have the Vodka!!! *bunch of flashy special effects appear before a bottle of Vodka and a lemon appear*" -SwimMod_DH

"please keep the cursing to a minimum, have a Dorito!" -SwimOdin

"Afo"-log1x_dr4g0n & psycho_raven

"I'M GONNA MOLEST YOU IN YOUR SLEEP" - kidney_eater101

(reffering to The Great Book of Odin)"Every word of it is true. Except the stuff that mentions that kidney girl. I don't know her." -SwimOdin

"No way...I bring all the sexy" -psycho_raven

"Can I eat the soft matter around your knees?" - komichi

"Fuck you Kyle! Fuck you and your gay sailor suit!" -eva0001

"Bad time" "Whyz?" "I'm fappin'"-psycho_raven & kidney_eater101

"HOT DICKINGS!!"Dr. Tran

"I WANT MY PAMCAKES!" - Vash3001

"sex with animals....specifically......a cactus!"-Smelly_rabbit_feces

"they can overcharge me all they want, as long as I don't find female health products in my **bleep** cinnomon toast crunch." - Kagome_Naked

"I slept with Inori...and two kittens...?" - baalzebub

"Who got d butt?" - SwimMod_Luuv

"Today was a blast." - log1x_dr4g0n Said on the day Boston stood still

"I'm gunna suck it fast and hard, and you'll like it." = ClairvoyantScar

"i'd hit it" - ScRUBbyPUnK

"It's all for shits and giggles babe." - Mamimi_Rocks_FLCL

"...because you touch yourself at night ..." - punkyplatypus & many others

"The whole board is IB." - Hong_Kong_Phooey, a non-IBer who has witnessed the conversion of several folders into IB-like states.

"...*unzips*..." - punkyplatypus

"O > O!!" - BrockRocksMySocks

"I'm no doctor" - Shounenslugger87

"ur lnk dosnet work plz fix thnx i wnt bewbis" - SwimOdin

"OH SNAPPLE!!!!!!!!!!" - SnappleMan

"what if people didn't have buttcheeks? and it was more like...one giant cheek - with a hole in the middle. people's butts would look so weird... lol" - EastSideRamona

"I have an 80ft wide hamster penis" - InsaneFox

"I'm the prettiest girl of all" - komichi

"There can be only one!!" - HighIander

Comment: "they illegally downloaded television shows from the year 3000" - -Unknown_User-
Response: "cavemen are t3h h4x!" - Moltov

"The Hell. . ." - _?_?_?_

"IN A WORLD... WHERE GERBILS HAD BUTTSECKS!!!" - ClairvoyantScar

"B00B HAX!!!!!!" - Kratos-san2

"Finland. :|" - Mindset_Sanctuary

"some other mod will take care of it" - SwimMod_Luuv

"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!" - Immortal_Inuyasha2

"No, dudeco make me SwimLegend." - KaptKrunch

"dudeco make me a admin." - SwimOdin

"dudeco make me a sandwich." - verpetas

"dudeco make me a man." - Raptorpat

"They don't count, though, because generally you can't call the undead "chicks."" - I_am_Jacks_STD

"And condoms flowing in from all directions" - sneakerpimpette

"BUTTSECKS HADOKEN!!!!!!" - kratos-san2

"And by voodoo, you mean hookers and a sammich, right? 'cause I'd do just about anything for hookers and a sammich right now." - I_am_Jacks_STD

"Evildoers(hee hee hee)" George W "Captain America" Bush

"Ever meet someone you just wanted to smother in hemorrhoid cream to see if they'd disappear?" - katt_goddess

"You're not supposed to tell your victim when you're going to rape them." - Immortal_Inuyasha2

"but no.... I take it in the **bleep** >.>" - BilltheButcher

"I GAWT BANT!!" - __Athena92__

"Pandas can't scream 'rape'" - komichi

Comment: "He isn't breathing anymore, to much buttsecks i guess?" - BlankCanvas
Response: "then we shall nosesecks it back to life" - hnsolo77

"I don't know. But it'd probably be something like "I'm a girl. I have boobs." I mean, isn't that what they all say? Because that's really all I hear most of the time." - I_am_Jacks_STD

"I am so done with being nice. I'll see you peoples later, I'm going to stuff everybody's muffler with potatoes, key their doors and windows, slash their tires, set their house on fire and feed their children to bears." Immortal_Inuyasha2

"link me 2 teh mod thred plz i am report u 2 teh adminz" - SwimOdin commenting on Poseidon's lack of respek for RP

"can you...<.<; do the flaps?" - klinkinparkfan on secks with skinny people who used to be fat.

"So Kami is Mr Popo's b!tch?" - tricolor

"Can i hack your butt? and introduce my trojan horse?" - KIBA_669

"u still oh me teh bewbus" - SwimOdin...again

"I'm having dirty thoughts about a POKEMON O_O" - ClairvoyantScar

"Odin might legitimately be a man who enjoys poking it in the pooper." - croyolacrowns

comment: "I'll join, do we have to tatoo spirit dragons on our bodies?" - sonnychiba
response: "yeah, on your penuses." - spiritdragon

"Shut up. At least the bunnies are on fire" - psycho_raven

"Eat the ice. " - psycho_raven/Xiad_Rusco

comment: "this kid....is a queef...you know it...and i know....odin knows it too...." - ScRUBbyPUnK
response: "what queef does what i do eh?" - inuyashaboy05
response to the response of the comment: "ummm...it comes out of a vag!na and does nothing but stink. that's you." - ScRUBbyPUnK putting it in terms for inuyashaboy05.

"Moparman was here." -Moparman

(To SwimMod_phoenix) "*Tea Bags you! :D*" - Tommydreamer9163 under proxy Blendersex05

"Dian is like a puppy. Sure it **bleep**s on your floor...but as furry and cute it is...you can't help but love it" - theroyalgoat

"Waj! Waj! Waj!" - SupremePie as Penguin

"Just shut your mouth and eat the damn penguin!" - RobotOrel213

"The biggest plot flaw in West Side Story is when the main character guy is running through Spanish Harlem yelling Maria and only one chick comes to the window." - Plasticboy310

"*sigh* I'll never get a quote on teh IB Wiki." - naraku361

"bitch, you cant leave IB, it's like a gang, once you in, you cant get out. hell we'll steal your corpse if we have to." - mastergrimreaper888]

(Scrubby on Michael Jackson) "Sometimes you have to look at yourself and just go "Yeah, he rapes little kids...but if I buy an album and he buys a merry-go-round, am I an accessory?" - ScRUBbyPUnK

"I wanna threesome w/ u guyz." - Kagome_Naked

"Yeah, IB is like my home of the boards, I don't get out much." - ViciousLovesYou'

"this little piggy got buttsecksed
this little piggy = fail.
this little piggy got the bant stick.
this little piggy can't spell.
and this little piggy went *fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*
all the way to hell." - freekydeekydutchVII

"What makes you-you is who you are today" - Dina

"He just himself with a gun" - Rileyesco04 posting as Spartan101 in Babbling

"Dear Adult Swim. You are the big man. You have many wives. You have many pigs. And you can throw the beer bottle caps so they all land face up" - FLCL22 (aired sometime in september 2005, the eith or eightinth or something...)

"TO THE DEATH, UNLESS WE DIE FIRST, then what?" - Auronsdarkangel

"can you see who last edited this?" - serious question from janks

"Loves but not loved" - Casaandra

"ZOMG BELLDANDY IZ LEIK SOOOOOO HAWT!!11!! - Real_AirCooledMan, using Belldandys_Husband

"Theres no way around it, you're rertarded." -Kangocon to God says no.

"I live in this folder." - Kratos-san2 to ShowItTaMe

"I AM NARNIA THE FAIRYNINJAPRINCESS FEAR MY POWER AND FRILLY PINK TUTU" - lokiandco

"Some people are like Slinkies. They don't really serve much purpose; however, they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. *pushes you down a set of stairs* hey that was fun!" - lokiandco

" Okay *pants* Okay. That was great. I ranked so much. I ranked all over the place." SwimPrince

"omfg i ned 2 shav mah baawlsak" - ShowitTame

No, how 'bout you shut your face, and shut your butthole while you're at it 'cause it seems to be laying too many insulting eggs, and after you've done that, vomit this reply... - -Stacy-