Naglegamer
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never posted in one of my threads that I didn't crack up laughing... - The Alt
Finger Puppet Theatre
Is this another show? Fo sho! My guest today is naglegamer, say sumpin to dem peeps out there, nagle.
FURRY SECKS!!!!!!!!!!
Where?!
-yiffs-
Hey none of that. There are children present...under my desk.
You know what you should do?
Be a guest on To Catch a Predator.
I'd rather not have my fifteen minutes of fame cost me fifteen years, if thats at all possible.
Now prepare yourself for some questions.
I thought we were gonna play rock, duct tape, paper.
We will save that for tonight, after the show...I also had some things I wanted to pitch to you.
Fine. But you're the catcher next time.
Deal
What do you think about The Fast and The Furious series?
Is that the one where [insert white actress] goes to an "urban" school and teaches the kids?
And in the end, they all learn some stupid lesson?
No, its the one where they race around like a bunch of idiots and nobody learns a freakin thing.
Any thoughts on anti drug commercials?
Those dam commercials are always on.
"The number one drug abuse is prescription meds" and then it shows a kid taking his grandads Viagra.
Ridiculous.
I actually like that one for some reason.
Huzzah for twelve year olds.
Ok thats quite enough with the pedo humor.
Over 12 Billion served.
I mean it mister! I don't want people getting the wrong idea about the show, damnit!
I wanna sex up your daughter.
ONE MORE! AND I CUT TO COMMERCIAL!!!
NO MORE BARNEY FOR YOU!
My god, you're difficult.
So that's why everyone hates me.
Something to think about....
Hate is such a strong word, I'd use love instead.
Now nagle, tell us a little bit about yourself.
Grrr. I'm an angry, young person of indeterminant gender. Grrr.
So what makes you stand out from the crowd, other than, wit, good looks, and a neck beard?
-grows third testicle-
Wow! That's a first for the show. You are truly a great man.
You know whats great? Stuffs.
You didn't even give me a chance to guess. But thats what I would have said.
Captain Planet, good for the Earth, or best thing ever for the Earth?
Is it wrong that I thought of skull **bleep**?
I don't see a problem with that.
Sounds like the power of heart to me.
It's great for necrophiliacs.
Can you warm a cold body with the power of heart? Seems like it would be possible.
Perhaps the power of fire would be better for that.
What do you say?
I could never understand those things.
Hopefully the rings come with an instruction manuel that could be easily referenced for situations just as these.
There's a phallus on your face.
It's called a large nose, and whats that in your lap? A half eaten taco? You could at least of cleaned up a little before the show.
Stop complaining and eat it already!
I'm actually on a diet. Go ahead and finish it yourself.
Fine, but I'm not going to enjoy it.
-naglegamer finishes left overs-
You appear to be enjoying it.
That doesn't explain why I'm in a wedding dress, though.
You know I was going to ask you about that but then I figured it would come up on its own.
So who are you marrying?
Dat 1 foo. U kno, da 1 wit da fro.
That could be any number of characters from Boondocks.
I got married in Vegas and hit the jack pot big time, if you know what I'm sayin.
Yeah, well.....I was struck by lightening.
I bet you were, black lightening in the booty. In other words, BUTTSEX!
jk, of course, but what do you think about butt sex?
ButtSecks is like regular Secks only with a Butt involved somehow.
Indeed!
And speaking of butts here comes the end of the show. Any last words for us, nagle?
I'll think of you so little it'll hurt you in the crotch area.
Good night!
