Soueaster88

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This is the Spanish Inquisition of IB Wiki pages.
Soueaster88:Because if you don't say it, he will.

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Quick Facts

Joined IB on 9-20-2008
Membership in Orihime, CC, Kallen and Rukia fanclubs and also "Unofficial" Nashville Predators representative in the NHL discussion thread.
First known native-born Arkansan to like both hockey and soccer.NOTICE: At this point in the article, the author advises a five minute break to take the headache medicine of your choice for what may happen if you try to rationalize the last statement.
Current Rank: SwimRookie
Is learning MUCH faster than anyone ever would've hoped >_>.

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friends (revised)

If you don't like the order of this, you have the power to change it. It's a fuuuuuudgeing wiki!
1)Best friend :): rukiasoul
2)Flirt list (aka most likely to contribute to possible post flooding): alikatt_25, Anani, bondagegirl, cho_hakkailuver573, Eta_11, fluffy_little_demon, jamitrius, K3HatesYou, luvmetal,Mamimi_rocks_FLCL, Master-Debater131,Mishie-chan, missemerika, p0ptart420, RoxyS8P, sango868,tehrockzor, TheAniLadyisHere, vengeance
3)lol (funny posters): CC-Kallen, cidthekittyisfun, DaFreshmaker777, Detheros, klinkinparkfan (and her army of clones...I mean alts <_< >_>), Leish, Rissacakes, toriashley, WereCat, WhinyAce17

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What are you, crazy?

there is no 4*

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Retired quotes

LHC! (annoying)
Stop. Dropping. Acid (****ish)
Tree Icon (Combination of eating, flame, and a wood chipper)

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Memes

You're a GENIUS!

Jeopardy! music* followed by sarcasm

:|!

Any combination of :), :p, :D, and ;)
PROCRASTINATION FT

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Alts

Haven't used it yet, but at this point you can never be too careful
Jordin22 (Hockey reference, don't expect anyone to get it)
Jordin22 is the crazed alt of Soueaster88. It is used (as CRAZY88 is in the action boards) when he needs to say something that is ridiculous even for him. For future reference, this is only the name of the alt. Soueaster88 is not actually Nashville Predators Right Wing Jordin Tootoo.

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Quotes (By Me)

On the LHC: "Oh, it'll just eat part of Switzerland...Oh god wait. SAVE THE CHOCOLATE!"
"I think you can tell, I'm not a very smart man, no."
"I don't run well, so I'm the perfect partner. Or prey. Whichever you prefer."
On sex: "I was going to say, 'How do you know?' Then I realized, 'Oh snap! I'm on the internet. Google could answer this question!'"
What kind of animal would you like to be? "An eagle. So that the phrase 'Get your eagle on' would make sense."
"It will inconvience you."
After WereCat said "Well, I'm a couch": "Wait, I've been having rapport with a couch? :O"
"Notice:If you have come into this thread and forgot what it was about, then congratulations, you now know the definition of irony."
"CashCall.com: 'Oh, NOW Gary Coleman's out of money.'"
This or That "Is Christopher Walken flying around a large room in this scenario?"
"Many of my posts are so confusing that people forget the problems they have in life because they are trying to figure out 'Wait, what?'"
MTV: Apokarimon wrote: I blame that televison."Fixed"
"Oh god please don't make it so they have to sit through my ideas!"
WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON! "WHAT?!?!"
On Mods: "...Or, you could try to stay out of trouble like I do."
"It's the perfect plan BECAUSE it doesn't make any sense :|."
"Okay, you tie someone up with the tape measure while I start throwing hammers at the problem."
KitsuneKit wrote:Has television stooped so low? Seriously? Fox Kids brought back Biker Mice from Mars and it's all new and edgier and stuff. Have we really hit an area so low that we are turning to lunch boxes from the 1980's for our ideas for programming? Can't we just leave well enough alone and make some new stuff?"Let me answer that with another fact: MTV has a reality show where Paris Hilton is looking for a new friend:|"
"You have earned this response: :|!"
"Insanity! *head does nothing*"
"Symptoms of Anime include:Insomnia, snaps of anger at those that disagree with you, irritability, confusion, and having songs, Japanese or other languages besides English, easily stuck in your head."
"*bleep!* you, the transitive property >_<

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Replies (To Me)

"your my faVORITE RIGHT NOW FOR SAYING THAT:smileyvery-happy: :smileyvery-happy:"-coseatte16
"*throws 8-track"-Drmidnight
"It always does.....i mean,when the purple albatross pinches your cheekbone,you can't help but do back flips into history...."-tricolor
"proofreading is for nerd"-Locke__
"That's a terrible reason :|"-Detheros
"Illinois - HAHAHAHAHA! WE'RE RUNNING THINGS NOW, YOU FOOLS!!!"-tsar4
"Don't mind me. This moment of stupidity will pass momentarily."-The_annoying_one
"call me dubya"-General_Banter
"Go forth and spread your confusion!"-The_annoying_one
On Gary Coleman: "Yeah, I'm sure his agent said, 'Look, you have one famous line and you'll never outgrow it. Say you're d'amned line so we both can finally make money again!'"-Electrical_Merlin
"Ultimate win"-Neo-Tard
"gary busey check under his bed for himself"-stligar
"I will be king and you can be the queen :smileytongue:"-rukiasoul
"not much of a ballroom, is it? more like a ball sack..."-lildreamelf
"O.o You is using your legs to distract me while you eat my muffins!!"-Mishie-chan

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