SwimOdin

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OHEMGEE it's Odin!
Real Name Mr. Funyun
Registration Date October, 30, 2003
Rank SwimBouncer
Regulars Incoherent Babbling
Odin after a game of Guitar Hero
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Odin after a game of Guitar Hero

see also The Great Book of Odin

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A wild Odin in it's natural habitat, white rooms.
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A wild Odin in it's natural habitat, white rooms.


Much like his mythical counterpart Odin is a man wisdom, war, battle, and death. Also like his Godish counterpart, underneath all that coolness is a fairly weird little man. Odin being the god of magic, poetry, and prophecy it's easy to see why this man is regarded by many as "The Dungeon Master of IB". And by many, I mean the people he screams it at during the chats.

Despite all that, he is fairly tolerable if you're drunk.

He's dating Arachnomancer in what some people refer to as the "real world". So just know, if you try to penis with her? b&

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The Meme's, oh the MEME's

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Odin is a creature of memetics. He feeds off them like he feeds off beers. More than food, even. That's how he's so hawt. Oh man...my pants are suddenly getting...very very tight. Hold on a minute...Whew, thats better. Anyway, here are just a few of the meme's you might see him championing:




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Quotes

  • "If I could have a moment of your penis... I was wondering if you could advise me as to the method(s) one should employ in order to effectively propel as a projectile a substance akin to the silken weavings of an arachnid?"
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Confirmed Alts

  • BrandMerrill
  • feaglesnork
  • SwimMod_Sneezo
  • Sir Ulrich Von Lichtenstein
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Mod Notes on Odin

-Odin-

  1. Very paranoid, always worries what other Mods think of him
  2. Believes SwimMod_Isen is the communal Mod alt
  3. Craves attention and will make it up to get others to pay attention
  4. Nerd
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Fan Comments

  • Odin's basement is where he keeps his illegal Asian whores, Carrot Top, and the largest hentai collection known to mankind. - Ayria
  • Tommydreamer9163 is going to edit this page -SwimPrince
  • How's the Benadryl treatin' ya? -fok
  • One time I was like, "OMG!!", and he was like, "NO WAI!!" and I was like, "YEA WAI!!". Best. Day. Ever. Image:16x16 smiley-indifferent.gif -psycho_raven/Xiad_Rusco
  • He is my sworn enemy! I don't know why, but I'm pretty sure it had something to do with either fruit juice or Wayne Rogers! - Spaz342
  • I remember the first time I saw his picture. I thought, "NO **bleep** WAY THAT'S ODIN" - Meatwad1223
  • what meatwad said, and odin banned me b4 but he's cool enough to still be cool, he still wot admit he's my mommy tho PS. he lives next to mr rogers! Alchemy_Dude
  • I'm bigger than you! You tiny, tiny man! MWahahahahahapleasedon'tbanme >_< -- Kagome_Naked
  • He needs to stop his pirate ways...hmm, I hope I don't ever get teh ban stick on me. -Stacy-
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Finger Puppet Theatre

The show is here and its on, oh is it ever on. And you are all welcome!

My guest tonight is another mod, Odin, to be precise, lets see how many times I can get banned, or bant, or band, or whatever they are calling it now.

You may already have been banned.

-chuckles- I wouldn't be surprised.

Hello Odin, how's it going?

Σ Someone is monitoring. They see us. They see me.

Quite the observant one. You are correct in this assessment, say hello to our audience.

Who are you?

If I had a wooden nickel for everytime I've been asked that, I could knock your ass out right now. -swings imaginary bag of nickels around-

Banning.

Ups, sorry, got carried away there I...think fast! -throws imaginary bag of nickels at Odins head-

You want to be banned?

Kind of, for like a minute. Just so I could say stuff like "Fight the power!" and "The man..." with it sounding authentic.

And for street cred of course, can't get enough of that stuff.

-bans you-

Thanks!

YOU GOT BANNED LOSER!

Ouch, this isn't at all as cool as I thought it was going to be.

Everything is banned. Banned is banend.

At least I still gots my street cred.

u look like mustard

And you sir, look like ketchup. Wanna hook up at the Buns & Weiner bar later?

You know me all too well.

Actually I don't, we never seem to be on at the same time. Which is unfortunate because you strike me as a very witty and hot manly person, who could teach me much in the ways of defeating the evil Eskimos. Those bastards must be stopped!

Do you ever laff and take a picture of your poop?

I'm sorry you're so penis upset.

I've laughed at my poop, but never taken a picture of it.

I always get a little worked up when it comes to Eskimos, don't worry about it.

I like my crack cold.

Eskimos, hate all kinds of crack. Something to do with ice.

IT'S VERY COLD, FAT FATTY FAT!

That was completely uncalled for, I'm building up a protective shell for when they attack.

You disgust me. -dons moo moo-

At least I can still fit into a pair of pants.

Pants? What pretell is this abomination?

They are the things I had to give up when I started doing the show.

You live a life of luxury few of us will ever attain...

Hahahaaaa! Good one!

If you were a flavor of icecream what flavor would you be?

Batsh*t

Ben & Jerry where are you when we need you?

BASTARDS

Whoa, chill, its not like they're in league with the Eskimos.

...or are they?

Or frothy green discharges.

Just...to throw that out there.

That was messed up man, I never want to think of icecream and frothy green discharges together again.

Excuse me, I need to clear my pallet. -drinks from mug-

What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!

It's tea, a special blend of Chinese herbs and Indian spices. It may stink but at least its free.

You get what you pay for.

It unclogs my sinuses and frees my mind. Weeeeeeee! -coughs up brown thing with black hair attached to it-

Ahem, so hows business?

I work with a guy that is undergoing a sex change. A year from now, he wont have a **bleep**. They'll turn it inside out or something.

He says he's a lesbian in a man's body.

No self respecting lesbian would mess with their junk. This "man" should have his nuts cut off and turned into little round homes for wayward moths!

Gives new meaning to the term "moth balls".

So does my grandpa...Nevermind.

What is the deal with mods whoring it up on the boards?

Hey now! I resent that.

I'm the only attention whore among them.

I'm a fancy boy.

LOVE ME, WANT ME! MWA MWA MWA MWA MWA.

Oh, I do. So bad I can taste it...wait nevermind, thats my tea's after taste I'm feeling.

Now about your board duties; you are a sheild there to protect impressonable young people that may accidently wander into a sexual post filled with all kinds of adult language and situations.

Thats a lot of responsibility for you mods to shoulder and I would just like to thank you on behalf of all the absent parents out there.

If you want to wear paint to the Prom instead of a dress, it's free.

I am the painter.

No men, plz.

...about what I said earlier....Keep up the good work.

If Martha Stewart tried to prison rape you what would you do?

Throw a biscuit at her.

You wouldn't even say anything to her?

This one's for my homies.

Sweet, talk about a life changing scene. I so want to make a movie with you two now.

How do you take your coffee?

Generally, standing up. I'm not weird about sitting down, though. I don't discriminate.

Oh really, so what was that "No men plz" thing about earlier?

Oh crap, you're right...

So you discriminate, no biggie. All us white folk do it.

My goodness gracious, would you look at the time. Its flown by once again and left us with no more show.

Odin, would you be so kind as to give us your final words?

Whatever you do, giggle as much as humanly possible.

Good night!

Banning is just another part of the account life cycle. It is natural.

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