Tricolor
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Tricolor: The beginning
Tricolor is a fictinowl character that pops up at random times in the ASMBs and makes "ASK HULK" threads for no apparent reason. He also pwns n00bs in teh phaze,had teh buttsecks with many a chick and got the BANT stick twice for being a total bastard troll...his hobbies are riding in cars with boys and your mom...because you touch yourself at night...
Warning: In no situation should you lend the man your armani shirt, because you'll likely to not see it again.That is total bullshit...everyone knows i only wear Kmart Route 66 brand clothing...for a day....and then it falls apart...sigh
Famous quote: "Who let you in here?!?!?!"
PRON!!!![1]
Tricolor: Perpetuation
A fanboy of wwe_man
One of these days, Alice! Right in the cocksucker! (hahahaha...sheez:D)
Am not!!!! ROLOCIRT!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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ROLOCIRT
Said one day by log1x_dr4g0n and someone else...who I have forgotten...>_>...-log1x
It was Mookerton,dammit!
No need to shout. :|
Tricolor's travelogues!!!
Tricolor is now a hollywood star,bitches!
Finger Puppet Theatre
About time for another show! So say the people!..and even if they don't I'm going to lie and say they did. My guest today is tricolor, I know you have something to say so lets hear it, tri.
Did you know watermelons blow up if they sit in the heat for too long?We found that out the hard way when i worked at a supermarket many years ago....half a crate of watermelons just exploded right there in front of people...it was hilarious....
I'm thinking I need to buy a wagon full of them, and a horse to pull it around to strategic locations.
Horse you say?I'm there!
-raises eyebrow- Oh really?
I was just offering my....ummm...services...yeah, services....
The cowboy hat and chaps are starting to make since now.
Pickle?
I feel so dirty eating them..i feel like i'm doing the Hulk....
If it helps any I can rip my shirt and pants and start smashing things.
We can work on that,you know?All you want....
Lets do lunch.
Speaking of lunch tell me all your thoughts on Ronald McDonald.
He's a pompous @ss that needs to be beaten with a cheese grater tied to a steel hose....
But he's also a corporate giant who could buy and sell both our asses with cheese burger money.
I'm naked and fearless....
Good enough for me, we'll work out the details over lunch...at Burger King of course.
-beautiful people high five-
Now back to the show...
Sea monkeys look like crabs....crotchal crabs
-nods- Thats one seafood dinner that won't get you laid.
Ever had it with a chicken.....cutlet?
What?
I got caught trying on women's clothing....but that skirt was so darling!!!
What?!
Hahaha..you were peeking at my glistening naked bodeh!!!!You naughty girl,you....
Ummm..well....you got so close....i just ......i mean....*runs away*
...I hope he went for his meds. Quick, cut to commercial.
-commercial break- -dancing snacks and a singing voice- "Lets all go to the lobby! Lets all go to the lobby!...I said, Go To The Lobby BITCHES!!!"
-show returns-
Alright we are back with my whacky guest tricolor. He so crazy; he says the first thing that pops into his head when he forgets to take his pills.
What? I didn't say nothing!
Sigh...are you trying to seduce me?
I am, but that is beside the point. You were going bat shit crazy and flinging your pee stained drawers at everybody.
No wonder the security guard kept blowing kisses at me when i was being escorted out....
What can I say, he's got good taste.
Wait, did you say "out"? Did you get into the monkey cage?
Now baby,you know there's enough of me to go around....you can share me with that V6...vroom vroom!!!!
Errr...ummm....i'm a nympho?
Uh oh, looks like the meds haven't quite kicked in yet...-shrugs- Oh well the show must go on.
On the subject of monkeys, what do you think they would say if they could talk?
They would say "Get yer hands offa me ya dirty stinking human!"
Not if you give them a banana first.
No,they can't have any..it spoils their appetite...
I don't know about that...
Dammit...she didn't go for it...err....i mean...ok honey,you're the only one for me!
But my brain...it hurts!
Did you just think out loud and refer to me as a female?
It's just a term of endearment....roll with it....it gives me Vietnam flashbacks....CHARLIE IN THE BUSH!!!!(tee hee)
I think this has gone on long enough, I will not have a war vet put on display like this! So we will end it before the tabliods make you into Britneys next baby story.
But first, any last words, tri?
Next time,Gadget...NEXXXXTT TIIIMMEEEEEE!!!!!!
Good night!
- Bows to Benj's greatness*
Soccer career
Not many people know this but Tricolor has been kicking balls all over the world.He's a great midfieler for the great Barcelona FC...check him out in action!!!
Man,he's so sexy..i wanna have his balls...maybe get them autographed after the game...GOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
